Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, in case you're too dumb to read the name and understand basic word meaning. So, I'm giving my own thanks here...
Thanks to my mother for bringing me into a world full of greed, corruption, murder, hatred, war, and all-around evil. And that was just the 90's.
Thanks to my father for never being enough of a man so I had to toughen myself up instead.
Thanks to my brother and sister for making me feel wanted so much whenever they asked me for everything and returned nothing.
Thanks a lot.